This is an official list of all the teachers and other personnel that work in and around the school. Most of the staff consists of former villains, serving community service to lighten their sentences, but some may be anti-heroes or entities from superhero universes in general.

Any subjects that don't have people filling in the position can have teachers recommended to them by wiki members. Similarly, you can recommend supervillain-themed classes to be added to the list (e.g. Classes on thievery, superpower use or managing minions) if I deem them reasonable to be put on the list.

Feel free to drop names of teachers or classes on pages or in any works of fiction you may create.


  • Headmaster: Norman Osborn
  • Mathematics: Calculator (Noah Kuttler)
  • English:
  • Geography: Avalanche (Dominikos Ioannis Petrakis)
  • Science: Mad Thinker (Insists on going by his criminal name)
  • History:
  • Phys Ed: Sportsmaster (Lawrence 'Crusher' Crock)
  • Art: Crazy Quilt (Paul Dekker)
  • Drama: Mysterio (Quentin Beck)
  • Instrumental Music: Fiddler (Isaac Bowin)
  • Vocal Music: Screaming Mimi/Songbird (Melissa Joan Gold)
  • Dance: Dansen Macabre (No given name. Goes by 'Ms. Macabre'.)
  • Secretary:
  • Janitor:
  • School Nurse:
  • Head of Cafeteria:
  • Guidance Counselor: Moonstone (Dr. Karla Sofen)
  • Librarian: Bookworm (Mr. Juster, often called "Lyman's Dad" by those who don't know him)
  • Power Use: Impossible Man (No given name. 'Mr. Impossible' is as good as anything.)
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